What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are grandkids so great?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

How do automobiles fly?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why are cats good at playing video games?