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What did the snake name his daughter?

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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

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What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

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