What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Where is the coldest place to work?