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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What shape has a knighthood?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?