Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?