Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What country has the most fish?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?