Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What animal knows kung fu?

When fish play football, who is the captain?