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Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

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What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

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On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

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What is the difference between baseball and law?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

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