Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
How does a squid go into battle?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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