Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What is the strongest animal?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
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