Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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