How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?