Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do nosey peppers do?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are grandkids so great?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
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