Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the foal cough?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
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