Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What bird is always sad?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How much money does a skunk have?
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