Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How was the wedding?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
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