Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What bird is always sad?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do amoebas make calls?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you give a sick pig?
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