Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
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