Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
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