Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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What kind of haircuts do bees get?
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What do you call a peanut in space?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call siblings who love math?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
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