What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where would you find an elephant?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Which president loved to take baths?