Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?