What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you arrest a pig?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
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