What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do you compliment a cat?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do cows go for lunch?
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