How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What nationality are most fish?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
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