How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What animal likes to party the most?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do football players deal with their problems?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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