How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What time of day was Adam created?
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