How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do you organize a space party?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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