How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Why are trees always so positive?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How can you make 7 even?
What do elves learn in school?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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