What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a famous turtle?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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