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What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What food is a man's best friend?

What vehicles are in the best shape?