How do you make a bandstand?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's the richest basketball team?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How does a barber get to work?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?