What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
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