What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do fleas travel?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do colds go on vacation?
When is Dad's bedtime?
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