What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
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