What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a cow's dream job?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which state has the best streets?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!