What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where does Superman park his cars?
When does a horse talk?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is the loneliest cheese?
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