How does a cow do math?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?