What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How does a cow do math?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?