Why do cows wear bells?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

The museum curator needed a break.

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?