What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?