Why are sandals so indecisive?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's the noisiest food?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?