I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

My brother is my partner in crime.

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How does a penguin build its house?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call an animal pop star?