Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which singer could always break a five?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call a hike across the universe?