What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What insect runs away from everything?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What condiment has wings?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?