What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why are goats so funny?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?