What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where do stars go to college?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's the difference between people and chickens?