Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What sweet treat never panics?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?