What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
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