Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What siblings are always sad?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?