Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Which relative loves rice?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

How do billboards talk?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?