Why was the math book sad in winter?

It's allergy season again?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?