What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What school subject really rocks?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you do when two snails fight?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?