Why do all the planets get along?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the barber win the race?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?