Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

When should you start writing a book?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?