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Simon Scowl.
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What animal is always ready to protect people?
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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
It's Crowded!
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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
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