What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where does a camper keep his money?