What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Where do polar bears vote?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?