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What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Where do books sleep?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?