Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why was the math book sad?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the barber win the race?