What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What part of a fish weighs the most?