What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?