Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is the loneliest cheese?
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