Why did the twins join the Air Force?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call a sad latte?