Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?