What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What does the sun drink out of?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?