What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?