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Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

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What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

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What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?