Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?