What day do hands always go to church?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?