What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How does a cow do math?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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