What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which relative loves rice?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
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