Why is the number 4 so smart?

How does a cow do math?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why was the artichoke so generous?