Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What dog never pays attention in class?
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