What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the painter say to the wall?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Where does cheese invest its money?