When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What insect runs away from everything?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
When do mice play every day?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
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