When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
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