What did the beaver say to the tree?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call a tired tree?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

It's allergy season again?