Why did the cat go to medical school?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

How are teens like cats?

What do you give a sick pig?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What day do hands always go to church?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?