What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?