What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why do all the planets get along?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why are frogs always happy?