What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did summer say to spring?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do cats wear to work?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?