What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

How did the tree get lost?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Where do goldfish go camping?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How do you make a cow float?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why do cows like being told jokes?