What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why are frogs always happy?