Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?