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Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?