Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do you get a country girl to like you?