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Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What did the salad say to its dad?