Why did electricity win the race?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

How do snowmen get information?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?