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Sea-kelp.
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What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
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Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
How was the wedding?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What condiment has wings?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
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