What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
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