What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What animal always goes to heaven?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why are books always so angry?