What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
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