What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What kind of bird can write?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

It's allergy season again?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you do when two snails fight?