Which relative loves rice?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Which fly makes films?

Why was the dog so popular?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?