Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Where do burgers like to dance?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?