Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?