How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How are teens like cats?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the sick chicken say?