What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?