Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a forklift?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?