Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a dog in space?
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