What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's E.T. short for?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?