Why can you never find the number nine?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?