Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why are trees always so positive?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?