What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's the opposite of irony?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Which animal will never go bald?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What is a plant's favorite college course?