Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?