What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?