What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call a dog in space?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What makes music in your hair?