What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the echo get detention?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What horn never makes a sound?