What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?