I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?