What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is the strongest animal?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What's the opposite of irony?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why is winter considered holy?