What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

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On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?