Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

How did the pirate call his mother?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?