What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?