What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What famous scientist will try anything?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?