What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

How do fish watch TV shows?