What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?