Which relative loves rice?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How can you farm during the winter?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?