What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?