What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What fairy loves to count?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
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