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Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?