Why was the fabric always laughing?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How do you make a cow float?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a pile of cats?