Where do religious school children practice sports?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why is the piano so hard to open?