Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What tea do footballers drink?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why do cats love to work?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?