How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?