What did March say to the madness?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?