Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

How does a barber get to work?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Which animal loves to have a good time?