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What did the computer do at lunchtime?

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What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

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Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

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What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?