What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why don't ants get sick?
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