What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Which animal will never go bald?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?