Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the frog starve?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?