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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
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How do billboards talk?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
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Which football team has the coolest helmets?
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What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
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