What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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