What insect runs away from everything?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

How do you grill cheese?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's E.T. short for?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?