What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What building always gets stains on it?
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