What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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