Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?