Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?